Dnevnik trudnog muškarca | Ribafish https://ribafish.com jede (i pije) po kućama Thu, 31 Dec 2015 06:35:03 +0000 hr hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.1 Sretna vam Nova 2016. s jednim postom iz 2012.! https://ribafish.com/sretna-vam-nova-2016-s-jednim-postom-iz-2012/ https://ribafish.com/sretna-vam-nova-2016-s-jednim-postom-iz-2012/#respond Thu, 31 Dec 2015 06:35:03 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=2640 Očekivanja od novogodišnjih tuluma Nakon što sam poslije tuširanja oprao zube i za svaki slučaj još jednom podapro pišu, nasmiješio sam se sebi kosatom, mladom, mirišljavom i zgodnom, te taksistički uperio prst…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/sretna-vam-nova-2016-s-jednim-postom-iz-2012/feed/ 0 Pivski festivali razvaljuju – od Daruvara preko Beograda i Karlovca – svi na pivkana!!! https://ribafish.com/pivski-festivali-razvaljuju-od-daruvara-preko-beograda-i-karlovca-svi-na-pivkana/ https://ribafish.com/pivski-festivali-razvaljuju-od-daruvara-preko-beograda-i-karlovca-svi-na-pivkana/#respond Fri, 21 Aug 2015 07:17:14 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=2632 Dakle, pivopije pršte od sreće poput prve pjene iz bačve. Ako ste ljubitelj klasičnih, modernih, konzumnih ili craft pivica – slijedi mjesec dana težih perverzija i savršenih događaja! Krenimo random, a ne…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/pivski-festivali-razvaljuju-od-daruvara-preko-beograda-i-karlovca-svi-na-pivkana/feed/ 0 Tri stvari koje mi nisu jasne https://ribafish.com/549/ https://ribafish.com/549/#comments Sat, 08 Dec 2007 08:36:38 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=549 Prva: Dakle, kad se vozi reli, osim što je bitno da vozač ima koordinaciju, brzinu, refleks i sve što ide uz to (a u čemu je svevišnji mene fino zakinuo) – treba…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/549/feed/ 23 Opet ja po telki https://ribafish.com/opet-ja-po-telki/ https://ribafish.com/opet-ja-po-telki/#respond Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:57:30 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=247 Inspiriran DMJ-om... Kad bih imao noge kao Željka O'greška, ne bih nosio minicu. Jer u tom slučaju: Hodao bi na rukama Za štake bi koristio igle za pletenje Bilo bi me strah…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/opet-ja-po-telki/feed/ 0 KLADIONICA!!!!!!!! https://ribafish.com/kladionica/ https://ribafish.com/kladionica/#comments Fri, 28 Oct 2005 03:49:03 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=31 AJMO SVI!!!!! Tko pogodi točnu kilažu, dobija ćevape po izboru!!!!!Eto, počinjem! Ribafish: 4480 grama (bez kostiju) Bluebird – 28.09.2005. u 14:47 kaže: 4680 kg tajna13 – 28.09.2005. u 14:51 kaže: tezina 3850…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/kladionica/feed/ 1 Posljednja prenatalna drkica… https://ribafish.com/posljednja-prenatalna-drkica/ https://ribafish.com/posljednja-prenatalna-drkica/#respond Thu, 06 Oct 2005 04:01:45 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=37 …čeka me kad stignem doma. Shrvan posjetom Karlovačkoj pivovari, razgovorom sa simpatičnim nizozemskim direktorom i galonima svježe Karlovačke, čamim na poslu i razmišljam o svojoj posljednjoj noći kao jumferu. Natalnom jumferu. 35…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/posljednja-prenatalna-drkica/feed/ 0 Dnevnik 14 https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-14/ https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-14/#respond Sat, 01 Oct 2005 03:53:09 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=34 Dan kad je Jarun bio hladan… Korporacijske. Svjetske. U principu, drugi naziv za sindikalne radničke igre. Okupilo se preko 3000 ljudi, od toga pola na nogač. Rezervni sportovi poput plivanja zato su…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-14/feed/ 0 Damn… https://ribafish.com/damn/ https://ribafish.com/damn/#respond Wed, 28 Sep 2005 03:50:36 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=32 Bila Miha u gineta. stop. Reko gine preveliko. stop. Bit ce carskoga. stop. Ne mesa. stop. Sve se, dakle porod, odgađa za tjedan dana. stop. Piti. non stop… DayWalker – 29.09.2005. u…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/damn/feed/ 0 Dnevnik 13 https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-13/ https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-13/#respond Wed, 28 Sep 2005 03:47:59 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=30 13, moj sretan broj. Možda je ovo i zadnji dnevnik trudnog muškarca. Od sutra možda već krene dnevnik neforsiranog tate! Ili: Ribafish – kako sam obrao bostan; Ribafish na kvadrat; Kako se…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-13/feed/ 0 Dnevnik 12 https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-12/ https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-12/#respond Sun, 25 Sep 2005 03:45:52 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=28 Mrzim loše reklame. Evo mog skromnog doprinosa u vidu dodavanja jedne riječi ovoj šugi za neku banku (Amber, hvala na fotošopu!!!): Misao dana by DMJ Na svijetu postoji 10 vrsta ljudi. Oni…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-12/feed/ 0 Dnevnik 11 https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-11/ https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-11/#respond Thu, 22 Sep 2005 03:34:25 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=26 007 till impact! http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/6358/zuzi0mn.jpg Još sedam dana po prirodnom kalendaru. Samo sedam dana i moje najmilije će se omacit. No s obzirom kolika je, koristit ću termin opandit. Ili ogrizlit? 94 kile…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-11/feed/ 0 Dnevnik 10 https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-10/ https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-10/#respond Sun, 18 Sep 2005 03:08:16 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=24 Besmrtna izjava Joe E. Lewis-a:‘Počeo sam dijetu. Prestao sam piti, pušiti i prejedati se. Za 14 dana izgubio sam dva tjedna’. Za desetak dana idem i ja na dijetu. Kad (ako) preživim…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-10/feed/ 0 Dnevnik 9 https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-9/ https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-9/#respond Wed, 14 Sep 2005 03:05:07 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=22 Tečaj Sutra moram na tečaj za prisustvovanje rođenju. Ovaj je besplatan, a navodno postoji i neki u drugim bolnicama koji košta 400 kuna i ide se na njega tri tjedna. Osjećam se…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-9/feed/ 0 Dnevnik trudnog muškarca 8 https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-8/ https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-8/#respond Tue, 06 Sep 2005 02:55:15 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=18 Još tri tjedna… Hodam prema poslu i gledam naslage murije na raskrižjima. Debeli olinjali tipovi pretežno s brčinama znoje svoje plave košulje i pokušavaju pronaći sumnjivca koji je opljačkao neku banku. Nikad…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-8/feed/ 0 Dnevnik trudnog muškarca 7 https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-7/ https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-7/#respond Sat, 03 Sep 2005 02:51:54 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=16 http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/7848/jajarok1ur.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Datum – počeo deveti mjesec (ako ste u horoskopu djevica, slobodno pitajte starce kakav je bio novogodišnji tulum) Spol – reko gine muško. Ja skepsa Nejebica – prisutna Drkica – nikad…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-7/feed/ 0 Ribafish – Dnevnik trudnog muškarca 6 https://ribafish.com/ribafish-dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-6/ https://ribafish.com/ribafish-dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-6/#respond Wed, 31 Aug 2005 02:35:26 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=11 Sindrom svijanja gnijezda Taj sindrom se javlja kad treba doć beba. Pojavljuje se kod oca ili majke. Rijetko kod oboje. Jer bi se inače poklali. A i rijetkost je da se nađu…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/ribafish-dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-6/feed/ 0 Ribafish – Dnevnik trudnog muškarca 5 https://ribafish.com/ribafish-dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-5/ https://ribafish.com/ribafish-dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-5/#respond Sun, 28 Aug 2005 02:34:39 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=10 Istuklo Mirka… Gledam i znojim se, nerviram, skačem. I razbilo našeg macana, bolit će ga glava još par dana, a onda nazad na plaću od 14000 kuna u sabor. Ali će se…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/ribafish-dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-5/feed/ 0 Ribafish – Dnevnik trudnog muškarca 4 https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-4/ https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-4/#respond Wed, 24 Aug 2005 16:38:26 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=7 Odlasci kod ginekologa su mi kao i spremanja za na obiteljski ručak. Znaš da ćeš zadovoljit neke osnovne potrebe, ali da bi rađe, puno rađe bio negdje drugdje. još pogotovo zato jer…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-4/feed/ 0 Ribafish – Dnevnik trudnog muškarca 3 https://ribafish.com/ribafish-dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-3/ https://ribafish.com/ribafish-dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-3/#respond Tue, 23 Aug 2005 16:33:31 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=6 Paf daddy – 5 mjesecKad je pravo vrijeme za napravit bebača? Nakon škole – ma kaki. Nakon faksa? Opet ne – ni posla ni para. Kad se zaposliš? Onda konačno imaš para…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/ribafish-dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-3/feed/ 0 Ribafish – Dnevnik trudnog muškarca 2 https://ribafish.com/ribafish-dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-2/ https://ribafish.com/ribafish-dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-2/#respond Tue, 23 Aug 2005 16:31:37 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=5 Ikrini monoloziŽene su nervozne pred menstruaciju. To se zove pms. Onda puste krv. Pa im je puno bolje. I mogu čak i biti raspoložene za seks. A kad su trudne, krv se…

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]]> https://ribafish.com/ribafish-dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-2/feed/ 0 Ribafish – Dnevnik trudnog muškarca 1 https://ribafish.com/ribafish-dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-1/ https://ribafish.com/ribafish-dnevnik-trudnog-muskarca-1/#respond Tue, 23 Aug 2005 16:29:00 +0000 http://www.ribafish.com/?p=4 Mihaela me čekala na parkingu. Ušao sam u auto u nekim svojim, dubokoumnim i vrlo bitnim mislima, tipa – jesam li zaboravio trenirku za curling, igra li se danas ili sutra liga…

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